Kim Jong Il is the sad, so ronery, Russian-born, severely near sighted, chubby, vertically challenged (even more so than John Stewart, Commie) angry leader of North Korea. Better known as "that old lady who keeps firing rockets into the Pacific OceanEpisode #567 " He wants to pose a threat to America but he is just too cuddly to be threatening. He likes to dress up all gay and wear the same little gray suit everyday and seems a lot more interested in power than getting Paris Hilton to do a video with him. He also enjoys Bomb-Riding, which is the national sport.