Grinnell College is an institution in which America's youth is infected with the poison of liberalism via the godless channels of "education". It is a place where commies, liberals, femi-nazis, tree-huggers, satanists, and bears come together to plot the vast left-wing conspiracy. Grinnell College is also home to the Coalition of Progressive Democrats, a notorious bear-advocacy group. If Dr. Stephen Colbert ever heard of Grinnell College he would certainly name it one of the top ten hippie-hunting locations in America.