J.D. Salinger is the author of The Catcher in the Rye, and thus at fault for all of the assassinations of the last 30 years. Being a man who writes books, he is naturally a coward. This was demonstrated clearly on the April 30, 2008 episode of The Report, when Mr. Salinger was booked to appear but totally pussed out and didn't show. This prompted Stephen to initiate his Salinger Watch segment. Salinger has since hidden from America's media since 1965. He may drink his own urine.Episode #389