Kwarsh is the undisputed lord of all Grunts. He is 5", has an immeasurably high IQ and is currently looking for a Grunty queen to rule alongside with. He enjoys long walks on the beach, dislikes pants, and is a fanatical cheese devotee, seeking someone who shares these interests. He is the main aggressor of the War on Pants. Even to this day, nobody knows who the hell "Kwarsh" is, despite his apparent worship on Gruntipedia.