Damn... now it does. Not only that, but it now has two paragraphs. If this continues, it won't be short anymore. Someone may even add a photoshopped depiction of the shortness of this article. The only thing worse than a short non-funny page is a long non-funny page. I'd better stop it right now, God forbid someone add some trivia or a "see also" header. In fact, I'll nominate this page for deletion myself... There. See?