The term Chewy is usually attributed with things that are brittle, hard, and chippy. Examples of Chewy are: Chips, Microchips, cream-chipped beef, multiple parts of Michael Jackson's anatomy, Fingers, camera film, and drinkable salsa. Chewyness is achieved by introducing the object to an episode of the Simpsons, whacking it upside the head (or whatever is on top), and subjecting it to music lessons given by a piece of rubber. This is the equation: The resulting bastard child will now be what we call Chewy. This process is copyrighted and, if attempted without permission, will result in maming.