(Scene opens at the Flynn-Fletcher house) Phineas: So, what's the plan today, Dad? Lawrence: Well, your mother's jazz trio has a gig at the Mayor's Day festivities, and I shall be running the antiques auction, oh yes! I'm very excited because we have a collection of steamrollers on the block, all imported from England. Candace: You're kidding. There's a market for that? Lawrence: Oh, you'd be surprised, what with Steamroller Today magazine and Wacky Steamroller videos posted on the Internet. The public is going crazy for the flattening arts. Candace: Pfff. People and their silly trends. (to Linda) Hey, Mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair? Linda: Why would you do that? Candace: To express my individuality! Everyone's doing it! Linda: No! (to Lawrence) Alright, well, I'm all set. I've go