"Would you like a cheese sandwich?" you ask Tescotickles. He drops his weapon, which is actually a light gun. Behind him you can see he was actually playing on Doom when you entered the room. Of course, you do not have a cheese sandwich. Testicles is now under your control. Just then, as you decide what to do with the guy, someone coming bursting into the room... it's your mate, Dave! "Dave?" you venture. Just then, you hear the window smashing. Testicles has fled. The computer programmers continue to type away as if nothing happened! You announce to them: "I, am your new leader."