Goodbye x-mas is a song sang by Squidward from THE BEST OF SQUIDWARD! episode Patrick`s x-mas shorts. Squidward=GOODBYE, X-MAS SO LONG, JOY AND GIFTS I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY GOODBYE, X-MAS GOODBYE, SOWN AND ICE I'M GOING TO CRY WHY DOES THIS HOLIDAY COME ONLY ONCE A YEAR? I WISH I LIVED IN THE NORTH POLE THEN EVERY DAY WILL BE X-MAS THE THOUGHT MAKES ME SAD GOODBYE, X-MAS SO LONG, JOY AND GIFTS I THINK I'M GONNA CRY