After an epic battle in the year 2600 against Sony and Nintendo, and spectator Microsoft, the entity known as MicroSonyNtendo (Pronounced microsoneentendo) was created. In the years following its creation, the world was blessed with the XPS7ii, a wonderful amalgamation of the old PS3, XBOX 360, and Wii. The XPS7ii, connecting directly to the user via a Microsoft designed anal probe that linked up with the BS being generated by your brain, was designed to both suck away your soul--which powered the MicroSonyNtendo bot--and provide you with years of pseudo-entertainment.