Unoriginally built by the Fifteenth Sentry, the college was refounded in 1988, when a mass breeding programme was established in an attempt to lessen the previous dominance of the lesser-spotted public school twit. However, the college retains a fierce pride in its degenerate activities, surviving on its modest endowment of £72, much of which is spent in the Pickled Inn, in studious avoidance of the college motto, 'Garde Ta Foy' (Old Fr., lit. 'Watch Your Liver')