At constant war with the trolls of Bømlo. * Saltdal: The national city of Norway. Also the true capital. * Bergen: Populated entirely by fishmongers, Bergen was one of the biggest cities in Norway until the Japanese attacked the city in 1905; they blamed Saddam Hussein for their actions. * Bømlo: Populated by avid churchgoing fishmongers and sheep. Vikings live here. Grue-sightings are not infrequent. The Bananarepublic Bømelulu is currently an important location for research on compulsive-pharyngeal disorder, characterized by random o-sounds in speech and loss of bodily equilibrium. * Trondheim: Hotbed of the national championship Moustache Fighting League, it is the only city in Norway where people are born without teeth. * brekstad : the Holland of Norway it got its ow