"Good morning Scotland! You’re listening to me, Tricia Bellerose on Pirate FM because The Ant Masters don’t like us talking. I’ll be here with you from nine AM to twelve on this foggy, rainy, and slightly less irradiated than yesterday, day – things are looking up! And although I have nothing to say I am going to talk right over the introduction to this song – you’ll never know" the artist's name! [Background] “Dad!” [Caller 1] “Argh argh noooooooo!” "Darren? Darren? Sorry folks, we seem to have lost Darren. If you can spare the water, help him get a wash!" ***