HORNY is an acronym used to describe studs. HORNY stands for: Happy on Reaching New Years, which all studs are, all year-long. The acronym has become popular ever since Mark Foley familiarized the Nation with its meaning. It seems to be that the democrats and liberals have construed the word into meaning something so dirty, that it needs not to be transcribed here. Dr. Colbert has since tried to bring back the original acronymity of the word HORNY by telling his buddies at his Youth Camp for Young Studs that "he is incredibly HORNY."