I wrote this for a bizarre little game me and Cajek did, where one of us named a title, and the other had to write an article with that title in an hour. This is the result. Probably the strangest, dumbest, most bizarre thing I've written on here. Be merciless. --THE 21:31, 23 December 2007 (UTC) Well, I'm always pissing cajek, so I will give THE a tinkle instead. 00:47, Dec 24