Mistakes is an in-progress Axis Powers Hetalia Fanfic by Chelonianmobile. * Abusive Parents: Japan attempts to be a father figure to Korea, and is both bad at it and generally a Jerkass. * Attempted Rape: Trying this on North Korea leads to "several ruptured internal organs". Nobody dares try it again. * Back From the Dead: Fairly normal for nations if their bodies are killed. Less normal but still possible if their countries collapse, though the results are less reliable. * Berserker Tears: Balhae, while hacking up Japan. * Bizarre Human Biology: The Koreas' Idiot Hair bleeds when cut off, and they can see out of the little face in it. * Bloodier and Gorier: Hoo boy. * Break the Cutie: China and Korea. * Bring My Brown Pants: Un-funny variation; China makes m