[[Category:Season transcripts]] Spike: [sighs] Didn't we just shelve all the books in the library a few months ago? Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but that was because we needed to! This is just because I want to! I call it my "book-sort-cation"! Three uninterrupted days of reorganizing books. Can you think of anything more relaxing? Spike: Well, claw massages, back rubs, bubble baths... You weren't really looking for an answer, were you? Twilight Sparkle: I've even devised a better system for organizing them. It decreases the amount of time it takes to find a book you're looking for by nearly three quarters of a second! Spike: [flatly] Whoa. That much? Twilight Sparkle: Look at them all. Why, there must be at least twenty thousand books to organize! Owlowiscious: [hoots] Twilight Sp