Need another pair of eyes on this. Not sure if it's silly/funny enough to balance the shock factor. 14:27, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Sure it is. It's got Glenn Beck, so its silliness rating is infinite by default. 14:41, 6 September 2011 I suppose I'll just mainspace it anyhoo but someone might just have that extra idea that gives it another chuckle.-- 15:00, September 6, 2011 (UTC) If you could incorporate his global warming denialism into it, that might add a chuckle. I'm not sure how to go about that, though, as I'm prone to believe environmentalism is more supportive of abortion than conservatism (not to be confused with conservationism). 15:09, 6 September 2011 Hmmmm, that will take some thought on where to squeeze in - if possible. I'm also wary of going with a shotgun blast of t