On the 7th of March every year, beneath the noses of many of our readers, a secret underground revolution is taking place. Invented in the early 1980's, International Poke a Communist Day has become a worldwide underground phenomenon, culminating in the fall of the Berlin wall, the creation of Sun Microsystems, and the Suing of Alinghi by BMW Oracle. But what exactly is it, some may ask. Well, thankfully, you need never ask again. I present to you, a full history of Poke a Communist day, how you can celebrate it, local communist hotspots and so on. This will be supplemented with Not Quite Legal Preteenage pictures showing their first time to go fully nude pictures, annotated diagrams, and lots more besides.