The Sixteenth Century is the current capital city of America. It barely beat Alamo, Colorado in the last Capital City Competition in 1999. Its population at the present time is estimated at one. Even this one prefers to practice sodomy on his ranch in Texas rather than live here. The Sixteenth Century is completely pointless. If it is pointless, it has no point. Therefore, it is not a lance, and it is also most surely not a spear. As the prophet Bill Gates once said,