NC: Oh. Hello. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so ... (stuffs his face with a cookie) Well, ever since last week, when the comments were made by the director of My Pet Monster, I've been doing a little thinking, asking myself some questions, like ... What the fuck am I doing with my life? Is this really what I wanna be? This pathetic loser? So, I do what I always do when I get really depressed. I watch old nostalgic TV. NC: Fight the good fight, Sgt. Slaughter! (sadly munches on some potato chips) One of the Ninja Turtles: Fresh from the sewers to you! NC: It is so bad! Get out of here!