The Religion of the Nutrients is a new polytheistic religion or monotheist religion that has been revealed to the "faithful" here at Atheism Wiki. So far we have the Beefmonkey, the Jug of Milk and the Carton of Soy Milk. Other gods and goddesses surely exist in this pantheon and will be revealed later to the "faithful". Evil heretics will surely maintian that other gods and goddesses exist but the Holy Trinity of the Monkey, the Milk and the Soy Milk are the One and Only true God. They're Three as well but Christians don't have a problem with that and neither do we.