On the Internets, much like gremlins in American fighter planes of WWII, Forum trolls lurk everywhere. They are in your e-mail, at your office and in your PMs to your mistress. So bad is the problem that recent laws to prevent this type of harassment were recently signed into law by Current President George "which way did he go, boy" Bush. After signing the law into effect the Internets are now completely safe for all family members. Like leaving your front door unlocked you can now feel completely safe allowing your 10 year old daughter to have a "Myspace" account.