Justin Blizzard (Born George Justin Blizzard, June 17th 1982) is an American teacher living in Lakeland Florida who is currently unemployed. He spends most of his days reading at the park with his two dogs, Willie and Logan. • Despite recent conjecture, Justin has no interest in Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, or Homoeroticism. • When Mr. Blizzard was asked what he thought of Feist's performance at the 2008 Grammy's he did indeed respond, "Booooooooooooooooring." • Shortly after winning the Pulitzer Prize he will win the "Greatest Person Ever" award.