"Yesterday you took out a whole army of clanks!" --Agatha and Gil, arguing over who has to save Zola from the Nyar Spider File:Nyar Nyar.png The Variegated Knife & Fork Spider is a large spider-like creature that happens to make the sound "Nyar". The [ first] [[Chronology - Volume #|✣ ]] one seen was capable of wrapping up Zola "Heterodyne" in webbing in a matter of moments. It then stood on her head, pulled out a fork and knife (custom large-spider-sized cutlery no less), and triumphantly shouted "Nyar!" again. It was soon squashed by Moloch, who mentioned that while they aren't poisonous, they are "really, really icky." Another [ appeared] [[Chronology - Volume #|✣ ]] shortly afterward, armed with knife and fork as the first one was (again icking Agatha out), but was bypassed.