Britain's wartime prime minister in 1940-45 and 1951-55 and friend to the gays, Judy Garland (June 10, 1922 – June 22, 1969) was known for her remarkable cigar consumption and liking for midgets and pills. She commanded an entire battalion (the 49th Lollipop Brigade) of little people in World War I, where she won accolades including the seldom-awarded Ruby Slippers award for her brave, single-handed thwarting of The Wicked Kaiser of the West and his flying monkeys Contrary to popular reports, her casting couch experiences did include and by the end of filming of "The Wizard of Oz" most definitely liked it up the ass.