Michael: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years. Jim: I can't believe I'm saying this - but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why - it's because Holly is kind of a major dork! Jim: When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us to believe that he was the father - by telling us that...he was the father. Phyllis: I've replaced Angela as head of the Party Planning Committee...I guess I was just in the right place at the right time!