Once considered a myth conceived by an eccentric traveling bottlecap salesman on his way to the local crack house, the mysteries behind the existence of these invincible air-groping arachnids were recently revealed to be the biggest discovery since Frankensteins' first archive solo album "Dancing With *Urgh*". So, they do actually exist. Science FACT, bozos. Yeah that's right, I'm talkin about you, Geoff - Sitting there up in your little fairy world of pixies saying "Ooooooh! Look at me! I'm Mr. I-don't-believe-in-nee-fuckin-indestructible-parachutin-spi-DAZ!".... prick....