Flapjack is bored, so he asks K'nuckles for a new story. K'nuckles agrees, but only if he can use the bathroom first. After K'nuckles uses the bathroom, he tells Flapjack a story about how he fought a devil fish that ate his wife. After the story, Flapjack is amazed and asks K'nuckles how he keeps track of all his stories. K'nuckles explains that he has a life, while Flapjack doesn't. Distraught about not having a life, Flapjack goes to the bathroom and finding the adventure comics where K'nuckles gets all of "his" stories from. In the comic book, he finds an advertisement for joining the navy and decides to join so he can have a life. Upon joining the navy, Flapjack is paired up with a man who peels potatoes. Flapjack is downhearted, realizing that the navy is not really an adventure. Mea