The Burtle is a proud animal from "Maine's Mexico". It is born when a bear and a turtle mate in a honeycomb. It looks like a really tall bear (Approximetely 15 feet, with some specimens reaching 18 feet), although it is not godless and will not attempt to rape you. A massive shell supports and protects its back, offering unparalleled defense against potential predators and natural effects. Thick, shaggy fur coats extremely well muscled limbs, offering to any potential viewer a sense of awe. Sharps claws tip broad, powerful paws capable of hundreds of pounds of force delivered in a single blow, while gleaming teeth seem more than capable for dispatch of prey. It will soon be raped by bears, making them even more super powerful and evil (that is when they turn godless). To put it into perspe