Mary O'Nette (at least that's what I think her name is) is a creepily lifelike marionette who seems to be partially sentient, that serves as the current mascot for DirecTV's Wireless Genie advertising campaign. She does not like when people talk about how wires are "ugly" due to her being a marionette operated by a bunch of wires and a person or tracking machine. At some times she can be graceful, or "jazzy" as her husband describes it in her movements, while at others she is humorably unable to complete the simplest of tasks (like pouring out cups of lemonade) while struggling with her wires. Her commercials used to be funny, however after a rather sexist commercial many questions have been asked about it and every other commercial that has followed. She is currently engaged to a huma