The leader of the clan, DementedCowboy666, was jealous that Thel was getting blowjobs from all the hot chick El33ts, so he declared a war, he settled some rules and shit, but the only thing anyone cared about was what you won. If you lost, you had to surrender all your female elites and have them added to the victor's collection and if you were super badass and sexy (no homo) then you would get every female Elite in a 1337 mile radius. The battle raged....