Joey Glatz is an American Football player in Rapture. He was a great admirer of Danny Wilkins and asked him for advice. He was known to be against splicing, believing it to be ruining Football. When Wilkins offered to give him a hypo and the Gene Tonic Sports Boost, Glatz had a falling out with Wilkins. Later on, Wilkins would accidentally kill Glatz during a game, most likely due to Wilkins' splicing-induced increased strength.