These are the lyrics for The Grouch from the album Nimrod. I was a young boy that had big plans Now I'm just another shitty old man I don't have fun and I hate everything The world owes me, so fuck you Glory days don't mean shit to me I drank a six pack of apathy Life's a bitch and so am I The world owes me, so fuck you Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals I had a young and optimisitic point of view Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals I had a young and optimisitic point of view I've decomposed yet my gut's getting fat Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude The world owes me, so fuck you The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up I don't have sex 'cause i can't get it up I'm just a grouch sitting on the couc