We all know that The Greatest President has a secret plan to win the war on terror and in Iraq. He has said so time and time again, so it must be true. Unfortunately, The New York Times and it's liberal cut-and-run homosexual editorial staff discovered the plan and will publish it in tomorrow's paper. What cleverness! So far, the plan has been 'stay the course.' But we need to listen more carefully. Stay, as in Stay the course, can have two meanings. It can mean keep to, or it can mean stop! Don't be fooled by the liberal media. Literal truthiness never changes.