Milena ago, the land that would become the UnUnited Kingdom was notorious for never staying in the hands of its latest conqueror more than a century before another conqueror came and took over it all over again. This practice was brought to a close by William the Conqueror, who bashed anyone who tried to have a go at him, resulting in everyone else saying "Err, I wouldn't want to get on the wrong of 'im", and William became the country's first King. William also declared that when he died, his closest relative would take over, and that he thump anyone who said otherwise. His descendants said likewise, and so the country has remained under royal rule ever since. For centuries the country thrived under a regime of drinking, eating, and fighting, eventually becoming so fond of these things th