On the outside, the Liberal Media Conspiracy appears to be a radical movement against the traditional conservative way of life that the American forefathers used to build the Free, Capitalist World with their bare hands. It is primarily fueled and executed by hard-line, overzealous pseudo-liberals with major ties to Hollywood, such as gays, Californians, and Jews (also referred to as Scientologists). However, the true, underlying mission of those involved in the creation and execution of the Liberal Media Conspiracy is to strategically execute a twisted, perverse application of the popular theory of reverse psychology to convince the populations of countries like the United States, Great Britain, and Iraq that participation and appreciation for things like free will, sex, and gangsta rap w