EXT. SKOOL- ZOOM IN (the bell rings) INT SKOOL- MS. BITTERS' CLASSROOM (Ms. Bitters walks to the back of the classroom. Cue dramatic music and beeping noises) (A mysterious box is beeping, counting down from a minute and six seconds, and Ms. Bitters walks to the back of it.) (students back off, frightened.) (Finally, Ms. Bitters presses the red button on top of the metal box, knobs twist and it splits in two explosively, each side flying into the nearby walls.) (The smoke clears to reveal a hamster in a cage, and the students approach it with looks of awe.) (Skoolchildren sigh happily) Child: Why...?