XXX From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists 1. * You're just too lazy 2. * You're not good at anything 3. * You're afraid of leaving your house 4. * You don't know where to find one at 5. * You're illiterate 6. * You don't like interacting with anyone 7. * You're afraid you'll get fired 8. * The evil monkey in your closet told you not to 9. * You don't know what a job is 10. * You're dead