And welcome to another annoyingly retarded spin-off of that wacky interview featuring a guy and himself! Now, for another interview with that guy and his health!!! ME: So health, how are you today? HEALTH: Feeling good. ME: Finally. Someone decent to talk to. HEALTH: ARE YOU CALLING ME DECENT???? I'M NOT DECENT!!!! I'M HEALTH!!!! ME: Or maybe not so decent....anyway! So...how healthy are you, health? HEALTH: As healthy as you are...which isn't very healthy by the way. ME: So you're saying that as my health, i'm not very healthy. HEALTH: No, but you aren't very healthy. ME: Yes, yes. (rolls eyes) So...why am i not healthy then? HEALTH: Because you're not. ME: I know!! But why? HEALTH: Because you have....a disease! ME: ....Yes. What disease? HEALTH: A hard question