Fortanio is a very good clone of Fortran. He was born after Dr. Scientisteegee infused a zygote with a copy of Fortran's DNA. When Fortanio hears someone say: "You're soooooo ugly!", Fortanio turns himself into his toon form and slaughters them. If he says "Push B to get rich!", A pile of money will appear behind someone. Sometimes it is behind you. If you walk and hide into a pile of money, the pile of money will disappear and you will become rich. He has a brother named Ragamiuigi.