The campus is located in downtown Cairo to take advantage of the fumes(Carbon Monoxide, etc..) from the 30,000,000 vehicles that pass by as they have be proven to enhance the thinking process by killing your brain cells. A second advantage from this downtown campus that is dissected by 5782 roads, is that it allows the students ample opportunity to exercise as they run across the road darting and weaving trying to avoid that bus going at 100 kilometers per hour that might take them before they do something that is going to get them those hot, smoking and totally *%$@able virgins in heaven. Lets not forget those that choose to come by car, an additional level of suffering is added to their misery as they rove the streets of downtown Cairo looking for a parking spot much the same way a creat