Commounwealthe Englishe, alsou knouwne as Englishey Englishe, is a variatioune of the English language spouken ounly by eduquated aristoucrates and best known foure always adding 'u' aftre 'o'. It is alsou the ounley reale waey tou speaq Englishe. Because eduquated aristoucrates maecke up 99% of Britainne's poupulatioune, it is mouste commounley founde used theare. Nounne-speaqures of Commounwealthe Englishe are counsidoured vaery uneducated and laezy and finde it tou be toetally incoumprehensible. Speaqures of Commounwealthe Englishe are knouwne a 'commies' (a Frensche worde foure snoube).