The origins of the Świstak are shrouded in myth; many don't even know what the hell a Świstak is, whether or not it requires that accent on the S (like Śo), what its D&D stats are, what talkshows it's been on, whether or not rubbing its stomach will bring you good luck, and what Świstaks have against Santa. We (I) will answer all of those questions in this page, going into great depths on every possible answer in every possible way.