Data is an android and a well known member of the Ninja-Pirate Assembly of God. He was created by Dr. Soong, North Korea colony's greatest VCR reverse engineer, based off the much more realistic sex robots confiscated from Harry Mudd. Data has had a long career in Starfleet and has served with distinction aboard the USS Enterprise where he has pretended to not to have a sense of humor for nineteen years so he can insult people to their face and get away with it. This is largely considered one of the greatest practical jokes ever. Data is super smart and super strong, and is frequently seen walking through the walls of buildings and ships like they were made out of Japanese rice paper. Unknown even to him, he is waiting for the right chance to kill Captain Picard; luckily his off switch, li