It is widely accepted that if Moohammed is indeed, real, He was almost certainly born in a stable. In fact, there are reports of a Holy Messiah being born in a stable in the year 0 which supports this theory, though reports are kinda fuzzy. If Moohammed is a Holy Bovine, he will undoubtedly have super-human powers, such as super strength, X-ray vision and invisibility. It has often been told that he has golden hooves, though this is usually dismissed as bullshit.