The Pinball Wizard, otherwise known as Lord Tommy, is the main deity of the cult of the branch of Apartheid Islam known as "Ti'lt." His humble journey from the wastelands of Siberia to the erotic and highly appreciated "Arcade of Olympus" has been documented in the cult's main doctrine, The Guide to Bumping. However, the complex and somewhat distressing tale has yet to be deciphered from Hindi, it's original language, and be published openly.