[The episode begins with a close-up of a brown surface with thin black vertical lines. The camera zooms out, revealing those lines to be the pages of a book, which Grandpa Lou opens. A pop-up illustration of a pirate holding a gun in one hand and a sword in the other, standing atop a treasure chest, is shown.] Lou: "Blackbeard stood over the ancient tattered map, smiling evilly, and rubbing his gnarled hands together!" Lou: "Shiver me timbers, a king's ransom in gold doubloons! But you'll never live to spend it!" [Chuckie flinches in agreement.] Lou: "Aye, me comely wench!" Didi: "Oh, Pop!"