Introductory Line: "Well there, you're a new face! Oh, you're ___? I'm Howard. It's sooo wonderful to meet you!" "Oh, good morning. You look busy. I hope you can make some time to hear some juicy gossip today, though!" "Oh, good morning, ____. It's nice to see you out and about so bright and early." "Oh hello there. What's going on?" "Oh, ___, hello there. Not working too hard today, I hope?" "Why hello, ___! If youre thirsty, just say the word, and I'll make you a yummy drink." "Good evening there, ___. It's so late. You need to get your beauty sleep."