Darkness. Fade into title. The camera flies over a snowy mountain range. Voice of Gandalf: IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA PASS, THEN YOU’RE SADLY FREAKIN’ MISTAKEN!! Voice of Frodo: GANDALF! Voice of Gandalf: I am Agent 008 of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor! (pause) Voice of Gandalf: Go back to the Shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn! The camera zooms through a crevice in a mountain. Inside, Gandalf is facing the Balrog. Gandalf: You shall not freakin’ pass! Frodo: GANDALF! Gandalf: Fly, you totally ridiculous fools! Gandalf falls into the chasm. Frodo: GAAAANDAAAALF! (pause)